Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be A Filipino-American U.S. President

got this from email...shows the typical Filipino manners we got...ahahaha =)

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork. (this, made me laugh...)

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst"

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home". (or Bring Home, BH in other words..hehehe..)

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

What is Marketing?

i got this from sir bong...funny talaga =)

What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me! " (Direct Marketing)

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: " He's 
very rich. "Marry him." (That's Advertising)

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her 
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very 
rich. "Marry me." (That's Telemarketing)

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten 
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door 
(of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her 
ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
(That's Public Relations)

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and 
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?"
(That's Brand Recognition)

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
(That's Customer Feedback)

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
(That's demand and supply gap)

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before 
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will 
you marry me?" and she goes with him.
(That's competition eating into your market share)

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before 
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
(That's restriction for entering new markets)

Watching Heroes Series

for the past few days, ive been sleeping late. nope, i don't have insomnia (thank God!).
i stay up late just to finish the DVD of TV series Heroes.

i know im kinda way behind the excitement for the tv series but hell, i don't care. i still get to watch it! alex was kind enough to lend me the DVD (even though im not the person next in line to borrow, hehehe...) and now, im not getting enough sleep. maybe, im being punished for cutting in line. hahaha =)

BUT, i love the series! reminded me of the way i was ga-ga over charmed and alias. but this is different. every episode is exciting =) its really worth watching.

the DVD has 17 episodes. man, im still in episode 8...long way, but i can't wait to watch it =)

Prayer for Broken Relationships

i got this from a contact in multiply & i waNTED to share it with people...
continue to HAVE FAITH in HIS PEREFECT TIME..

Lord Jesus, you are the source of all love and goodness.

You have created us to love and be loved and you have given us our family, friends and loved ones to experience this love.

I come to you now humbly asking for healing as I suffer now because of a broken relationship.

Grant me, Lord, the grace of true forgiveness, to let go of all my bitterness, anger and buried resentments and choose to forgive even if it hurts.

I ask that you grant me the grace of humility to ask forgiveness, too, for my own mistakes and for patience and perseverance to keep on in this journey towards reconciliation despite the challenges and trials along the way.

Lord, you know all things, you can do all things and you love me as you also love (name of person).

Touch our heart with your power that can heal all damaged relationships and bring reconciliation realizing the importance of being at peace with ourselves and others.

Let all blaming ease and let each person see things from your point of view and through your eyes of love.

Let your love break down all dividing walls and barriers, restore this damaged relationship and lead us to seek and follow your will and divine plan for our lives.

Let joy rest in our hearts once again....AMEN.