What is Marketing?

i got this from sir bong...funny talaga =)

What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me! " (Direct Marketing)

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: " He's 
very rich. "Marry him." (That's Advertising)

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her 
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very 
rich. "Marry me." (That's Telemarketing)

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten 
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door 
(of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her 
ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
(That's Public Relations)

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and 
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?"
(That's Brand Recognition)

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
(That's Customer Feedback)

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I 
am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
(That's demand and supply gap)

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before 
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will 
you marry me?" and she goes with him.
(That's competition eating into your market share)

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before 
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
(That's restriction for entering new markets)